Bull$hit Article of the Week: Fanboys Wanted
*Disclaimer: Nothing in this Article should be Taken Seriously, Including this Disclaimer.*
Microsoft has announced some big news this week for fans of the Xbox 360: they are launching an aggressive new hiring policy aimed at recruiting hardcore fanboys into the Microsoft family. Most of the new hires will be part of a large think-tank that will provide more detailed customer feedback, suggest new ideas for the future, and write witty comebacks to Sony’s claims of superior graphics. But some will be pulled into the management structure itself, replacing dozens of employees who were fired last week due to their “lack of faith in the system.”
